apparently Disney World’s Aladdin was fired for selling pot to Cinderella
[salsa dances away from your shitty opinion]
Jason Todd walks into a bar and The Joker’s behind the counter. He says “Jason, you know I can’t serve Robins here.” And Jason asks “Why?” And Joker replies “THIS IS A CROW BAR!”
Then he beats him to death.
A sex ed class in 1929
this chick
she knows what’s up
Every face in there is so priceless
(◡‿◡✿)
(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”
(ʘ‿ʘ )ノ✿ “hold my flower”
If we’re friends, there’s a 106% chance that I’m always petrified that you secretly hate me.
Thank you. Thank you steam for coming out with the acheivements right after I finish my first play through.
Well, I stayed up all night long playing the game as soon as it came out, playing from beginning to end. It was everything I had even dared to dream. The story was fraking perfect. It was gorgeous, so much detail. They even did a MAJOR shoutout to the original Bioshock. The combat was fun and fluid and I felt like a complete bad ass. I feel in love with Elizabeth and the two scientist ghosts. One thing though. The story, while wonderful, was FRAKING CONFUSING IN THE END. I am so confused… If anyone can explain what happened there in the end, by all means. Still. Not as good as the original. But damn well amazing. Well done.
Im going to get some sleep and then Ill make some gifs of my favorite scenes later today.
